Gag Types: The Inescapable Conclusion

What do the following pieces of comic dialogue have in common? 1. ALLAN: What are you doing Saturday night? MUSEUM GIRL: Committing suicide. ALLAN: What about Friday night? (‘Play It Again, Sam‘) 2. KIM: I’m not a size 16, Mum. I’m a size 10. KATH: Country Road’s size 10.    (‘Kath & Kim‘) 3. LUCILLE:…

How To Get On Reality TV Shows

Want to win big bucks & get famous? Try reality television. What could go wrong (apart from the inevitable)? To audition for most reality shows, you will have to make a three-minute home-DVD about yourself. Let me tell you how. What should I do first? Ignore your instincts. If they have driven you to audition…